The kind of man who thinks that helping with the dishes is beneath him will also think that helping with the baby is beneath him, and then he certainly is not going to be a very successful father.
Eleanor Roosevelt
An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.
~Queen Victoria
I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.
~ Loretta Lynn
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
~Jerry Seinfeld
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
~Don Herold
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.
~Tina Brown
A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men
~Martin Fraquhar
Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be.
~David Bly
A long time ago, when all the grandfathers and grandmothers of today were little boys and little girls or very small babies, or perhaps not even born, Pa and Ma and Mary and Laura and Baby Carrie left their little house in the Big Woods of Wisconsin.
~Laura I. Wilder
No one likes change but babies in diapers.
~Barbara Johnson
The first and direst of all disasters.
~Ambrose Bierce
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing
~ Kin Hubbard
Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.
~ Jean Kerr
I loved having my baby inside of me, but I was very happy when he was finally here.
~Marion Jones
I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.
~Douglas Feaver
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