Cute Baby Quotes

Some really cute baby quotes

A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.
~ Carl Sandburg

Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns.
~David Ogilvy

There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.
~ Winston Churchil

Children reinvent your world for you.
~Susan Sarandon

No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.
~Amy Leslie

Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.
~ Louisa May Alcott


When babies look beyond you and giggle, maybe they're seeing angels.
~Eileen Elias Freeman

There's people making babies to my music. That's nice.
~Barry White

Promises are like crying babies in a theater, they should be carried out at once.
~Norman Vincent Peale

All babies are beautiful.
~Jeanne Calment

When they placed you in my arms, you slipped into my heart.
~Author Unknown

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift would be curiosity.
~Eleanor Roosevelt

A baby has a special way of adding joy in every single day.
~Author Unknown

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.
~Frank A. Clark

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last
~ Charles Dickens





The sweetest flowers in all the world- A baby’s hands.
~Algernon Charles Swinburne


If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each.
~Princess Diana

Funny Baby Quotes

The kind of man who thinks that helping with the dishes is beneath him will also think that helping with the baby is beneath him, and then he certainly is not going to be a very successful father.
Eleanor Roosevelt

An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.
~Queen Victoria

I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.
~ Loretta Lynn

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
~Jerry Seinfeld

Babies are such a nice way to start people.
~Don Herold


Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.
~Tina Brown

A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men
~Martin Fraquhar


Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be.
~David Bly


A long time ago, when all the grandfathers and grandmothers of today were little boys and little girls or very small babies, or perhaps not even born, Pa and Ma and Mary and Laura and Baby Carrie left their little house in the Big Woods of Wisconsin.
~Laura I. Wilder

No one likes change but babies in diapers.
~Barbara Johnson

The first and direst of all disasters.
~Ambrose Bierce

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing
~ Kin Hubbard

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.
~ Jean Kerr

I loved having my baby inside of me, but I was very happy when he was finally here.
~Marion Jones

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.
~Douglas Feaver