Collection of Baby Quotes

This is a Blog dedicated to all manners of baby quotes, from funny baby quotes to cute quotes for Scrapbooking. Hope you like 'em.

Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns.
~David Ogilvy

There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
~Irena Chalmers

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
~Matthew Broderick

If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should -- you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
~Dave Barry

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.
~Author Unknown


What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all.
~Benjamin Spock


Babies need social interactions with loving adults who talk with them, listen to their babblings, name objects for them, and give them opportunities to explore their worlds.
~Sandra Scarr



One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it.
~Georges Courteline


A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
~Author Unknown

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
~Mark Twain

Don't forget that compared to a grownup person every baby is a genius.
~May Sarton

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
~Leo J. Burke

Getting a burp out of your little thing is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across. It's truly one of life's most satisfying moments.
~Brad Pitt


Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
~Elizabeth Stone