Some really cute baby quotes
A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.
~ Carl Sandburg
Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns.
~David Ogilvy
There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.
~ Winston Churchil
Children reinvent your world for you.
~Susan Sarandon
No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.
~Amy Leslie
Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.
~ Louisa May Alcott
When babies look beyond you and giggle, maybe they're seeing angels.
~Eileen Elias Freeman
There's people making babies to my music. That's nice.
~Barry White
Promises are like crying babies in a theater, they should be carried out at once.
~Norman Vincent Peale
All babies are beautiful.
~Jeanne Calment
When they placed you in my arms, you slipped into my heart.
~Author Unknown
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift would be curiosity.
~Eleanor Roosevelt
A baby has a special way of adding joy in every single day.
~Author Unknown
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.
~Frank A. Clark
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last
~ Charles Dickens
The sweetest flowers in all the world- A baby’s hands.
~Algernon Charles Swinburne
If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each.
~Princess Diana
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Sunday, February 20, 2011
Funny Baby Quotes
The kind of man who thinks that helping with the dishes is beneath him will also think that helping with the baby is beneath him, and then he certainly is not going to be a very successful father.
Eleanor Roosevelt
An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.
~Queen Victoria
I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.
~ Loretta Lynn
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
~Jerry Seinfeld
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
~Don Herold
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.
~Tina Brown
A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men
~Martin Fraquhar
Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be.
~David Bly
A long time ago, when all the grandfathers and grandmothers of today were little boys and little girls or very small babies, or perhaps not even born, Pa and Ma and Mary and Laura and Baby Carrie left their little house in the Big Woods of Wisconsin.
~Laura I. Wilder
No one likes change but babies in diapers.
~Barbara Johnson
The first and direst of all disasters.
~Ambrose Bierce
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing
~ Kin Hubbard
Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.
~ Jean Kerr
I loved having my baby inside of me, but I was very happy when he was finally here.
~Marion Jones
I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.
~Douglas Feaver
Eleanor Roosevelt
An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.
~Queen Victoria
I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.
~ Loretta Lynn
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
~Jerry Seinfeld
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
~Don Herold
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.
~Tina Brown
A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men
~Martin Fraquhar
Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be.
~David Bly
A long time ago, when all the grandfathers and grandmothers of today were little boys and little girls or very small babies, or perhaps not even born, Pa and Ma and Mary and Laura and Baby Carrie left their little house in the Big Woods of Wisconsin.
~Laura I. Wilder
No one likes change but babies in diapers.
~Barbara Johnson
The first and direst of all disasters.
~Ambrose Bierce
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing
~ Kin Hubbard
Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.
~ Jean Kerr
I loved having my baby inside of me, but I was very happy when he was finally here.
~Marion Jones
I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.
~Douglas Feaver
Friday, January 7, 2011
Collection of Baby Quotes
This is a Blog dedicated to all manners of baby quotes, from funny baby quotes to cute quotes for Scrapbooking. Hope you like 'em.
Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns.
~David Ogilvy
There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
~Irena Chalmers
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
~Matthew Broderick
If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should -- you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
~Dave Barry
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.
~Author Unknown
What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all.
~Benjamin Spock
Babies need social interactions with loving adults who talk with them, listen to their babblings, name objects for them, and give them opportunities to explore their worlds.
~Sandra Scarr
One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it.
~Georges Courteline
A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
~Author Unknown
A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
~Mark Twain
Don't forget that compared to a grownup person every baby is a genius.
~May Sarton
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
~Leo J. Burke
Getting a burp out of your little thing is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across. It's truly one of life's most satisfying moments.
~Brad Pitt
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
~Elizabeth Stone
Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns.
~David Ogilvy
There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
~Irena Chalmers
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
~Matthew Broderick
If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should -- you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
~Dave Barry
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.
~Author Unknown
What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all.
~Benjamin Spock
Babies need social interactions with loving adults who talk with them, listen to their babblings, name objects for them, and give them opportunities to explore their worlds.
~Sandra Scarr
One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it.
~Georges Courteline
A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
~Author Unknown
A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
~Mark Twain
Don't forget that compared to a grownup person every baby is a genius.
~May Sarton
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
~Leo J. Burke
Getting a burp out of your little thing is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across. It's truly one of life's most satisfying moments.
~Brad Pitt
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
~Elizabeth Stone
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